Little Einsteins: The Murdering Spree (The Evil Einsteins Rework) (2024)

(Notes: This Story Will Be Narrated By Bob The Tomato From VeggieTales.)

I Was Watching Larry-Boy! And The Bad Apple With Larry The Cucumber, Junior Asparagus, Laura carrot, Jimmy & Jerry Gourd, Archibald Asparagus, Jean-Claude & Phillipe Pea, Pa Grape, Mr. Lunt, Mr. Nezzer, Madame Blueberry, Petunia Rhubarb, Mom & Dad Asparagus, Frankencelery, The Scallions, The Peach, Scooter Carrot, & Grandpa George On Qwerty When All of A Sudden A Package Was Dropped By Them. The Backage Was Blue With The Little Einsteins Logo.

"Great Scott! It's Package!" Scooter Gasped

"Wow! He's Right! What's Inside?" Mr. Nezzer Asked

"I'm Not Sure, Let's Take A Look" I Spoke

I Then Opened The Box And It Turned Out To be A Little Einsteins DVD

The Cover Had The little Einsteins & Their Rocket In The Background Of Rocket's Garage, WIth The Show's Logo Above them, And Text Saying "We're On A Mission With The Little Einsteins" And It Had The Playhouse Disney & The Baby Einstein Company Logos On The Left, And The Curious Pictures & DVD Logos On The right

"Wow! It's A little Einsteins DVD!" Qwerty Gasped "It Was My Favorite Playhouse Disney Show!"

"Ok, Everyone! Let's Begin!' I Told Them

I Then Put The Disc Into Qwerty. and it started with the Buena Vista FBI Warning screens, But This Time, It Was Normal.

Then It Showed The Walt Disney Home Entertainment Logo, However It Was The Same Variant As "PB&J Otter: Bloody Midnight"

Then It Showed Playhouse Disney Original logo, But The Sky Was Blood Red, The Grass Was on Fire, the Tree Looked Like It Was Struck By A Lightning Bolt, Logo's Ears Had Bite Marks, The "Original" Banner Was Ripped And Ruined, The Sun & The Bird Were Beaten Up In A Fist Fight. And They Somehow Started Talking.

"Help Us...Please....We Were Being Attacked, Because The Figure Had Hired The Evil Einsteins To Attack Us!" Playhouse Disney "There's Nothing We Can Do About It At All!"

"They Made Us Look Like Bad & Stupid Cowards!" The Sun Whimpered In The Voice Of Kelly From Handy Manny "Please Tell Him Not To Do it!"

"Yeah, Mario Is On The Case To Stop Them, And Save Yourselves, Please Will You?" The Bird Asked In The Voice of Mr. Pencil

After Their Speech, The Heavy Metal Version Of The noelodekicN Jingle Began Playing in The Background

Then It Showed Promos From Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, My Friends Tigger & Pooh, Handy Manny, Stanley, & ETC.

After The Promos It Then Showed The Main Menu Which began With The Little Einsteins Going Into Rocket. They Then Buckled Their Seatbelts.

"Hi I'm Leo!" Leo Greeted "Welcome Aboard! We're Gonna Go On Missions!, Do You Want to Come On Missions With Us?"

There Was A Short Pause For 5 Seconds

"Sure? Why Not?" Larry Spoke

"Great!" Leo Cheered

Leo Then Pressed A Button And The Screen Came Down, And It showed The Options, "Play All, "Episode Selection", "Set-Up" "& Sneak Peaks"

"To Begin Our Mission, Use The Remote To Choose One Of these Options" Leo Instructed

I Then Pressed Play All, After that There Was a Play All sequence, Which Featured The Short Blast Off-Sequence From Season 1.

"Now Raise Both Arms And Say Blast off!" Leo Cheered

"Blast Off!" June, Quincy & Annie Cheered

Rocket Then Took Off Into The Sky As It Then Faded To Black and The Theme Song Began.

The Episodes That Played Were: Our Big huge Adventure, How We Became The Little Einsteins: The True Story, The Incredible Shrinking Adventure, & Super Fast!.

After All The Episodes Played, It Showed The First Frame Of The Intro, But The Logo Wasn't There, Then Something Popped Down That Looked Like A Title Card, But It Was A Warning, With June Reading It.

"Warning!: This Next Episode Of Little Einsteins Tried Be Rejected, But Sadly It Was Too Late and it released, it was also made by a former animator of Curiouse Pictures "Brandon Hacht" He Was Fired After Making This Episode, also The Episode contains some scenes that totally have blood, gore, death and violence, and remember to watch at your own risk"

"You've Got to Be kidding Me!" Junior Gasped

The Theme Song From Season 1 Then Came On, But It Was Off, The Logo Was More Red-Tinted. And The When The Curtains Opened, The Sky Was Blood Red & The Music was Demonic. But Lucky No-One Noticed It at All.

Then It Showed The Logo Again But It Was The Same As before. while Leo, Quincy, Annie and June looked normal.

Then The Curtains Closed. And The Title Card Came Down, And It Read Out "The Murdering Spree" But Instead Of Either Quincy Or Annie Reading It Mario Was Reading It.

"Art By..." June began. As The Painting Called The Reign of Terror by Andy Warhol. "Came Down"

"And Music...." Annie began.

The music panned down and the notes played The Final Hours Music From The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

"Music By Koji Kondo" Leo Finished

The Curtains Then Opened And It Began With Leo, Quincy, Annie, June, & Rocket Looking At The Blood Red Sky.

"Hi" Leo Greeted "there is something very strange about the sky Today!"

"Yeah, It Really Gives me The Creeps" Quincy Agreed

"Me Too!" Annie Agreed As Well

"Well, Got To Find Out Who Did This!" Rocket spoke In The Voice Of Ellyvan From Jungle Junction.

We were So Shocked Because Rocket Never Spoke In The Show.

"Rocket?!" Leo Gasped "i Didn't Know You Could Talk"

"Well I Can, But I Usually Communicate By Xylophone Noises" Rocket Spoke "Now I Can Talk Thanks To A Potion I Drank Yesterday"

Just Then a Strange Figure Then Faded Into The Shot.

"Woah! What is That?" June Asked

The Gang Turned Around And Gasped When They Saw The Figure

"I Cannot Believe it!" Quincy Gasped "Who Are You?"

"No Questions! I'm The Music Demon And You 5 Are My Next Vessels!" The Music Demon Berated

"Next Vessels?" Annie Asked "What Do You Mean?"

"I Said No Questions, Prepare To be Choked Motherf**kers!" The Music Demon Yelled

This Was Shocking To Us As No-One Ever Swore In The Show Before

The Music Demon then grabbed the kids and Rocket. The Little Einsteins and Rocket screamed as they being choked and blood came out of their mouths. This Was Shocking To Us As No-One Showed Blood On a Kid's TV Show Before, Because If Playhouse Disney Showed This, It Would Be Taken Down. While Leo, Quincy, Annie, June and Rocket were being chocked, their looks began to change.

Leo Now Had

Annie Now Had

Quincy Now Had

June Now Had

& Rocket Now Had

The Music Demon then let go of their necks as they fell onto the floor with no pulse. The Little Einsteins then got up but didn't say anything,

"We Are No Longer The Little Einsteins, We Are Now...." Leo Berated

"The Evil Einsteins!" The Gang Chorused

"With New Our Powers, We're Gonna Kill Everyone!" Leo Berated As He Then Took Out His Baton (Which Was In Shades of Red) "We've got a Mission! We're Gonna Kill Everyone With Our New Powers And No-One Can Stop Us!"

The Baton Then Jingled, But It's Jingle Was Demonic

"To Rocket!" Leo Cheered

The Little Einstein Then Got Into Rocket. Buckled Their Seatbelts,

”We’re going to need a lot of power to blast off.” Leo reminded.

They then began the Patting sequence As Normally.

"Now Raise Your Arms As High As You Can And Say Blast off!" Leo announced. Demonically!

"Blast Off!" Quincy, Annie, & June Screamed In Excitement

”Hold on tight, cause here we GOOOOOOO!!!” June yelled.

Rocket began Blasting Off into the sky.

”Woohoo!” Leo cheered.

“All right!” Quincy joined in as well.

As They Head Off, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach & Bowser Were Spying On Them From A Nearby Cloud.

"Guys, They Have A Mission!" Mario Gasped "They're Gonna Kill Everyone!"

"Come On Guys! We Got To Stop Them! Before They Kill Everyone!" Bowser Told Them

They Then Took Off In Bowser's Koopa Copter, Before The Episode Dissolved To Big Jet Who Was Just Flying Around, Minding His Own Business.

(W.I.P)

Little Einsteins: The Murdering Spree (The Evil Einsteins Rework) (2024)

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